Tailpipe
sent in by Joe Janssens
A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet
for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons
in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at
age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for
lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons
in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive. The food and service
was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at
age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge
because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and
quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.
Ten years later, at
age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally
it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because
the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the
disabled.
Ten years later, at
age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally
it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because
they had never been there before.
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